Redaction and Revisionism

Published by Runcible on July 9, 2010 - 12:40am

Jack Lauterback has removed his original post, saying he's "redacted" it:

Instead of letting these morons crush me in their 'open carry forums' and on pigfuckers.com, I've decided to redact this post, but I am not backing down.

Initially I thought he'd confused "redact" with "retract", but the rest of the curse-word casserole piece makes it clear that he meant every word, and he has not yet withdrawn his threats. I anticipated the emerging Lauterback crawl-back, though, and made sure to grab the original, full text of the blog entry. So he can delete it, but I'm going to reprint it. Every word. Here it is:

Thursday, July 1, 2010
Guns and Alcohol
The top story in today's Richmond Times Dispatch was titled 'Gun Owners Celebrate Law'. The story described how a handful of gun owners met in bars across the state to salute the recent passage of a law that allows people with concealed-handgun permits to bring hidden firearms into restaurants that serve alcohol.

If the past two sentences didn't adequately describe how fucking stupid some people are (including our Governor who signed the law), then I'll tell you how fucking moronic these retards are in the following bullet points:

  • 80 fucking stupid assholes met at O'Charleys Bar in Richmond today to celebrate the fact that they can bring a hidden gun into a bar. It's still illegal to drink when carrying a gun, but these fucking complete wastes of life can still meet at a bar and drink Sprite with their guns. Fucking hooray!
  • If these fucking piles of diarrhea need a gun for their protection while they scarf down their fried bullshit then they're a bunch of pussies. I say fried bullshit because they are no doubt redneck idiots who are extremely overweight.
  • I'm honestly thinking about getting a concealed weapons permit with my spotless record and then going to these people's places of work and seeing how they feel about someone that they have never met, walking into their front door with a handgun. Finding these fat-loads will be easy because most of these idiots are the people fixing the power lines in front of my place or they're the ones constantly being late to fix my fucking cable. Although more than a few will be tough to track down...Mostly because those few are poor and unemployed.
  • Hide behind your 2nd amendment you uneducated assholes. When the Brits come back and try to re-colonize us, then you can tell me that I was wrong and that we need to bear arms. Until then...You're a fucking idiot.
  • 'We all use safety when handling and discharging our weapons.'
  • Yeah so did that NRA member before he caught his wife cheating and in a drunken rage blew her fucking head off.
  • From the RTD: 'Phillip Bogenberger, a spokesman for the department (VABC), said a violation of the law is not an ABC violation. The responsibility to refrain from consuming alcoholic beverages rests with the permit holder'
  • Of course Virginia's Alcoholic Beverage Control wouldn't touch this one. They're the ones raping the bars for our money. They don't actually have to deal with drunk patrons who may or may not be carrying firearms.

Richmondguns.com responds! http://richmondguns.com/story/richmond-bartender-comes-unhinged

Yes, there is a website named 'richmondguns'! You're bringing guns into a bar and I'm the 'unhinged' one?

Update 2: The gun nuts have started emailing my boss and demanding my termination. Although Cha Chas doesn't allow guns, these pieces of shit feel that a bartender at a gun-free bar is a threat to them.

I love touching a nerve.

There you have it. And NBC 12 apparently thinks this bozo deserves a wider platform.

Update: It looks as if Lauterback removed the threat of violence from the article in one of his updates before I grabbed a screen copy. In the original he threatened that:

If you attempt to walk into my bar with a concealed weapon and for whatever reason you didn't conceal it enough.... You won't have enough time to draw your piece cowboy. Your face will already be on the pavement. I promise.